Kurt Vonnegut, author of many works of literature I can't be bothered listing. Probably most famous for Slaughterhouse Five (Thanks, English class), though I'm partial to Sirens of Titan and Timequake myself.
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And if you're not aware of the wonders of Vonnegut... though I'm not sure why you'd be here... shame on you. Go to the library.